Friday, 26 October 2007




What goes "Tick tock woof!"?
A watch dog!

Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a bridge!
Whatever has come over you?

What's yellow and stupid?
Thick custard!

I know a man with a wooden leg called Smith.
What was his other leg called?

Why does a frog never tell the truth?
Because it's an amfibian!

What's got fifty legs but still can't walk?
Half a centipede!

What's purple, sits in a tree and screams for help?
A damson in distress!


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